- Praepropere - eating too soon.
- Laute - eating too expensively.
- Nimis - eating too much.
- Ardenter - eating too eagerly (burningly).
- Studiose - eating too daintily (keenly).
- Forente - eating wildly (boringly)
So lets see how crazy whoever created the causes.
Eating too soon....understandable.
Eating too expensively.....understandable.
Eating too much....understandable.
Eating wildly....again, understandable.
Eating keenly.....WTF!!!! In camps....When we run out of time for lunch. We start gobbling down our food
WHAT THE HELL!!!! WA LAO!!! die liao. I sin like shit liao. Wow.
Secondly,
Lust.
To be excessively horny.
Dude... I am sinning.
I can't believe it.
Woo!
How do ppl commit this?
simple. Adultery.
When they say adultery,
they don fucking mean u cant hv sex with your wife.
YOU CAN.
But its what you do at night with OTHER ladies.
OR
Pre-marriage sex.
Simple.
A little something i quoted from someone about lust,
"Its in human nature to have sex drive.Look at the animal kingdom. Lust is a term when we overdo it."
LMAO.
Simple,
whoever said this must've had sex behind his wife's back.
Naughty guy.
Moving on,
Greed.
Having the desire to want more.
I have an example.
I just went to camp like a week or two ago.
Then i have this fucking enthu guy in my group.
He volunteer to be leader in the group.
So he had to take attendance for us.
So one day,
He wasn't there.
So I covered him.
I was ABOUT to take the attendance when he suddenly came,
and said,"you know how to take attendance?"
I was like,"duh?"
Five minutes flat,
he said this to me,
"Eh... I take attendance la....(sentence not complete)"
What the fuck? I kind heartedly help him take, and he like tat.
I didn't mind, coz taking attendance taking is worse than jus tick and crosses.
Did i mention that this was a NPCC camp?
Now, to complete the sentence.
"Eh...I take attendance la...I wan to be best camper."
IMMEDIATELY IN MY HEAD WAS THIS,
"FUCK YOUR MAMA LA!"
U WANT TO TAKE ATTENDANCE JUST TO BE BEST CAMPER?!
WHAT THE FUCK.....
If any NPCC instructor reads this,
just to inform you guys,
i am not jealous i cant be best camper.
neither am i...whatever u can think of.
I am merely potraying the act of greed.
SEE!
He is the leader.
Somehow...
Isn't that enough?
He wanted more!
WTH!
Stupid bitch.
He didn't get it in the end :P
But i must say,
He's CAPABLE.
Responsible.
Jus about a leader should have.
4th sin,
Sloth.
A.K.A
laziness.
Move that ass of yours.
Its pretty much easy to commit this sin.
Just sit on the sofa,
sleep,
when u have homework to do/ done halfway.
Actually,
watching tv or playing computer games,
Shouldn't be considered, Sloth.
Why?
You're exercising.
Explain how you scroll from up there to down here.
Next, Wrath.
Anger.
BEING ANGRY IS A SIN!
WTF?!
That means all the teachers keep commiting this sin.
Or Else,
Why would anyone say,"COZ YOU DESERVE IT!"
(Only NP Energizers understand :P and probably Infinite and NP instructors.)
xD
Anyway,
the moral,
Anger management.
6th sin,
Envy/Jealousy.
Who don know that?
Another great example.
U see the girl you like.
Smiling so sweetly while talking to some other girls
when that fucking guy MUST come AND flirt.
thats when u get jealous.
Simple.
Whoever said jealousy is a sin,
is retarded.
ITS IN HUMAN NATURE TO BE JEALOUS.
Don't tell me that he(the person who wrote the jealousy as a sin) never get jealous before?
If no,
then he must be an alien.BEN TEN!
The last SIN!!!!
Pride/boastful.
Teachers always say," Have pride in you work!"
OMG....
WE ARE SINNING!
DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Actually,
Its meant to describe excessive boastfulness.
Example:
You get full marks for your maths test.
You go in front of the class and you say this,
"EH! I GET FULL MARKS LEH! CAN WIN ME MA?"
There you go.
Having pride in your work,
means,
have confidence in your work.
AND NOT WAVING IT IN CLASS GOING,
"EH TEACHER! THIS IS MY FUCKING GREAT WORK! MUST GIVE ME A!"
That is very very BHB.
And anyone would crazy enough to do that.
That concludes today's post.
Philosophy:If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
Msg for "you" : FASTER TRAIN YOUR MINING! I MUST DIE DIE GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT I WANTED TO GIVE A LONG TIME AGO!!! JYJY!