Friday, October 16, 2009
Welcome.
Today is...AFTER EXAMS DAY WOOO!!!
Went to fort canning park while teachers are busy marking our papers.
Honestly, u should go there when its still early.
Its nice.
AND I MANAGED TO SEE A 700 year old TOMB!
To kick off, I am having two topic of the day.
Exams are like FUCKING SHIT.
Who discovered exams?
Why the fuck we need exams?
How were the first exams conducted?
You Guessed It!
Today's topic:
Exams.
So, Who the fuck discovered exams?
No on does actually.
All i have in my mind is a caveman sitting on the floor staring at how his son draws cave painting.
lols.
Anyway, Some mother fuckers started this trend to test us.
Thats when Exams are born.
Why the fuck we need exams?
To test that we hv really learnt what we have been taught.
Which is really retarded. Cant they do it in some other way like interactive games?
So all we hv to do is go to the computer lab and use the computer.
Thats it!
So, easy!
Why go through all the trouble, waste paper, cut trees, wasting manpower.
When all you need is jus a computer?!
Oh yea...My principal
shld be called BP
Whats that?
Not british petrol YOU KUKU!
Budget Principal.
If any teachers i will be dead.
How are exams conducted in the past?
My guess is:
The invigilator take broomsticks, whle the students do whatever they are tested.
Then, if a person cheats, here comes the flying broomstick!
BISH!
Knock em' out.
Take em' out.
There you have it!
Philosophy: Education teaches us to have an open minds rather than narrow ones.
Msg for "you": If you're crumbling, let me pick those pieces for you. If you're tearing, let me be your hankercheif. If you're angry, Let me be your punch bag. If you're weak, let me be your medicine. Fight like have never fought before, stay strong. The journey to self-realisation is a long and harsh one.
LonelyBoy at 10:53 AM